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"THE
ASS CHRONICLES" RETURNS FOR ONE DAY ONLY!
(Bowie, Md.) - Healing Out Loud Theatre
Productions presents "The Ass Chronicles" for two performances
on Sunday, Oct. 24.
Performances will take place at 2
p.m. and 6 p.m. at Joe's Movement Emporium, 3309 Bunker Hill
Road, Mount Rainier, MD 20712. The phenomenal cast played to sold out audiences
at the inaugural D.C. Black Theatre Festival in August 2010 and the 2009 Fringe
Wilmington Festival in Delaware and received rave reviews.
EVERY
TAIL HAS A TALE TO TELL!
Written and produced by Maryland-based playwright Empress Joyner, "The Ass
Chronicles" is a liberating, healing and comedic depiction of the
struggles, loves and woes of a woman's life through dealing with her
"ass" against the world. Joyner shares her personal story and those
of others through the lens of several compelling and telling vignettes dealing
with social issues such as rape and mutilation. Other monologues deal with
issues about sex, love, childbirth and puberty. A recurring theme throughout
the play is the butt's use as a tool for female empowerment and the ultimate
embodiment of individuality.
After being cast as a member of the New
York-based "The Vagina Monologues," Joyner decided to tell her own
story. "I was compelled to write this piece, because so many talk about
women's issues from other perspectives. And while I was in a similar
production, it didn't necessarily reflect my struggles because my ass was
always the "butt" of all the attention--whether wanted or
unwarranted. Because of my experiences, I just wanted to share these stories
with the world in hopes of encouraging women to embrace themselves, their
unique body type and have a positive self-image."
A
taste of THE ASS CHRONICLES:
· The Bump: Describes a young woman's
journey through puberty
· What’s in a Word: A chorus of the many
different words for butt
· Put A Robe On: A woman’s personal
experience of molestation
· The Hot-n-Tot Venus Salute: A
dedication to Sarah Baartman and an awareness of how women are mutilated and
sexually exploited
ABOUT HEALING OUT LOUD THEATRE
PRODUCTIONS
Healing Out Loud Theatre (H.O.L.T.) Productions' mission is to use productions
that provoke healing thought and discussions to expose global audiences to
social ills that effect and affect their communities. H.O.L.T. initiates
communication and action that results in positive change and liberates people
from social restraints that plague our society. For more information about
H.O.L.T., visit http://joesmovement.force.com/ticket#details_a0OA0000001REiMMAW
WHO: THE
ASS CHRONICLES
WHAT: TWO SHOWS ONLY!
TICKETS ONLY $20 per show - General
Admission
Tickets may be purchased online OR at the door.
WHERE: Joe's Movement Emporium
3309 Bunker Hill Road
Mount Rainier, MD 20712
WHEN: Sunday, Oct. 24
- 2 p.m. & 6 p.m.
Note: Parental guidance is advised. Children under
13 not permitted.
Where
Joe's Movement Emporium
3309 Bunker Hill Rd
Mount Rainier,
MD
Hosted By
Healing Out Loud (H.O.L.T.) Theater Productions